WorldCupWilly 9:26 Mon May 20
What have you lost up a girl's ........
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What have you lost up a girl's clunge (or a blokes arse)?
https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/15/bike-handle-stuck-woman-two-years-husband-shoved-vagina-9556829/
Bike handle stuck in woman for two years after husband shoved it in vagina
A woman in India is recovering from surgery after doctors shockingly removed a motorbike handle from her uterus. The woman, 30, was admitted to MY Hospital, in Indore, Madya Pradesh, in central India, two days ago with severe stomach pains. Doctors did an X-Ray before spotting a large object. A CT scan confirmed a motorbike handle in her uterus, small intestine and bladder.
The Metro seems to be the paper for reporting such things:
https://metro.co.uk/2016/10/06/11-of-the-most-bizarre-foreign-objects-found-up-peoples-backsides-6175049/
Didn't Bolty lose a watch after a fumble with Klash - aka blondbimbo [sic] after a WHO slurps night out.
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ammerman
5:10 Tue May 21
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My wedding ring
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Haz
4:25 Tue May 21
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Troy - Ag!
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Gloucester Iron
4:22 Tue May 21
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Me cherry - circa 1978...
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Troy McClure
3:39 Tue May 21
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I've lost my self respect whilst up there a few times.
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arsene york-hunt
3:38 Tue May 21
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Does spunk count?
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Block
2:09 Tue May 21
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That wasn't me who lost my watch...
*taps nose*
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Northern Sold
2:07 Tue May 21
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Bolty lost his watch up Klash's clunge???
I used to like her and her wonky tits... :-(
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Kaiser Zoso
2:05 Tue May 21
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Hairy wears a chain around his neck to remind him where to stop shaving, true story
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Eerie Descent
10:32 Tue May 21
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Fat, sweaty, smelly, hairy backed wife beater.
You are scum of the earth.
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HairyHammer
10:03 Tue May 21
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Johnson
I made a terrible mistake i was young it was wrong but i got hit by her too and it was a slap not a beating i have told you that many many times but you come back with wife beater all the time it is boring what have my two slaps at my wife got to do with shoving stuff up a womans shoot ?
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Hammer and Pickle
9:54 Tue May 21
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You’ve never hit a bloke either.
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Johnson
8:37 Tue May 21
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I’ve never hit a woman.
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HairyHammer
3:40 Tue May 21
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Johnson
Happily Married over 27 years what about you ???.
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Johnson
1:43 Tue May 21
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Shut up you wife beating moron.
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HairyHammer
1:34 Tue May 21
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It is meant to stretch as that is where baby,s come from.
I think men are to blame for this sort of shit women are seen as objects and we are ourselves cunts for allowing this to happen, sticking very big things up there has probably developed for many hundreds of years and it was probably an act of mysogeny and now it is seen as normal but it is not it cannot be.
We as humans have become sickened by porn a day will surely come when men will wake up and realise that the sweet spot for the women is right in Front of the mans eyes and not half way up her tummy.
We are not right in the head.
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flyingV
12:59 Tue May 21
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The things like about this story is that the woman went to the hospital “complaining of stomach pains” as though she wasn’t sure what it might be.
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Texas Iron
12:57 Tue May 21
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Very Old Joke...
Bloke lost his wristwatch after fisting his girlfriend..popped in to search for it...
Another bloke in there asked him what he was doing ...told him about his lost watch...
Other bloke said...never mind your effing watch...I'm looking for my horse and cart...so eff off...
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geoffpikey
12:43 Tue May 21
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Money.
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The old c wing
11:15 Mon May 20
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Maryland, I remember seeing the show. Essentially the ideal settings for cement are warm, moist etc.
Nice.
I did once lose my virginity in a girls clunge. Rather unspectacular.
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BRANDED
11:13 Mon May 20
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When I was a young lad I really fancied this cute flute player but when she said she’d found a Jonnie up her vag after a long time not having sex I was a tiny bit put off. She was a sort though.
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gph
11:08 Mon May 20
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The usual stuff
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